NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend if I don't return an email to them.  Or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.  If God wants to send me a message by using a PC, He certainly is not going to "test" me to see if I forward it to others.

"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if  I DON'T forward an email!

I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money; Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.

I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER !!!!

My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me \\$100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!

There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-ma il we send. disease for every e-mail address, I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.